Dude, get rid of the knit wool hat in the summer

It is currently 83 degrees in the summer. Today, I saw some apparently over-privileged “kid” driving a late model Range Rover with the windows down and a winter cap on. First of all, I’m guessing this “kid” is about 25 years old and lives with his parents. That would explain the long, shaggy hair and slacker demeanor which seems to contrast with the expensive car. Yes, I’m judging on appearance, but that cap just begs for it!

Maybe it somehow seemed cool to wear your winter hat in the summer when it was a novelty a few years ago, but not now. You obviously want people to notice you, but that’s all you’ve got? I hope it makes you really hot and uncomfortable too. And to the rest of you, pull your pants up above your ass crack, put your ball cap on straight and collars down, please.